My life in photos, videos, & words. Stop by for a laugh or two. Sticks-in-the-Muds highly discouraged from visiting.
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But, where in the world... IS Carmen Sandiego? (That's a urinal.)
She's only born with h SOME of it. The rest is @makeupforeverofficial
Well... my whole gdamn day is made with this little piece of heaven
Thinking about home
Ever seen a cutie dood this cute?
Happy Pride Grindr'ing this weekend, Lil' Gaybies
I'm giving you clavicle, I'm giving you desperate...I'm giving you Ricktina. Stripped. #sundayvibes
Beach Party Elegance
This is Swissy Lee on Channel 3, coming to thee, and I gotta pee.
Learning to let go. #feelinghuman
We all get a little bit lonely sometimes
Happy Memorial Day!!
From lil dood and big dood
Upgraded to first class. It was only a 1-hour flight but damn I enjoyed that free cocktail and popcorn. V Elegant
After about 35 hours of traveling this week... Mama needed to blast these tits and tri's. Didn't mean to set off this alarm at @planetfitness but 🤷🏽♀️ I like a slinky tankini...
I didn't eat here but this lady is making love to a Gyro 🥙 so... I'm obviously here for that. #LakeHavasu
Alea and I are almost back to the fam... Quick update on our 30 hour trip and some pretty serious issues that need to be handled once we are home.
This is literally a bus full of panties. 🤷🏽♀️
Big hair, Big church, Badass BBQ #Texas
Arizona is gorgeous. Hott AF... but gorg.
I don't think I've EVER seen a cactus 🌵 like... where cactuses live.
RT @chelseahandler: Mental health issues. You know who is going to have mental health issues? Every person who witnesses a massacre and… https://t.co/YtSlL7NQQ9